News:Massive Dicephalocerateriasis Uprising Predicted on April 10th
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April 7th, 2010 6:00 PM CDT
A Massive Dicephalocerateriasis uprising is predicted on April 10th by the Common Dicephalocerateriasis Government (CDG). It is predicted that the uprising will involve 100,000 Massive Dicephalocerateriasises, which will come out of the main deep bay, Araevf E, and begin attacking in the immediate area. 10 miles of solid 200-foot-tall and 100-foot-thick wall exists on the side of the continent opposite to the location where it is suspected that the attack will begin. The CDG has a budget of $7 trillion which it is using to build the enormous wall all the way around the continent. High-intensity lasers, artillery units and rocket launchers will be positioned on top of the wall. These units will be heavily armored, and they will be retractable into the wall, which has many connecting tunnels and observation areas inside of it.
Work began on this wall at 3:00 PM, and it now stretches for 100 miles. More machines are being brought into the area to increase the rate at which the wall is being built, and all ships are being taken out of the bay and moved to safe areas. In order to lessen the numbers of Massive Dicephs that can come out of the bay and onto land, the CDG is placing hundreds of depth charges in the bay. Care is being taken that these do not spill out into the open ocean. More updates will be posted when more progress is made.
April 7th, 2010 6:30 PM CDT
The Monster Fleet has sent some of its forces back to Diceph World with large machines that can build the wall that is under construction at twice the rate that it is currently being built. The wall is now 190 miles long.
April 7th, 2010 7:50 PM CDT
The Haymeen Empire has sent permanent guards to help prevent any Massive Dicephalocerateriasis invasions that might happen.
April 7th, 2010 8:30 PM CDT
About 110 feet below the ground is a solid slab of granite which cannot be drilled through to any effect. This depth permits a Massive Dicephalocerateriasis to dig a reinforced tunnel and appear in the middle of the capital. While it would be hard to do this, it is possible, and therefore the Monster Fleet has begun construction on a wall 25 feet thick and filling up the 110 feet down to the slab of granite. Four huge machines are being used to make the wall, which is now 200 miles long. The upper wall, which is being built at a slower rate, stretches for 250 miles. The Monster Fleet has checked underground areas and it has been confirmed that there are no massive dicephs are in the vicinity. The Monster Fleet has positioned a large squadron of Bees to cover the areas where the walls have not yet been built. In order to make the underground wall easier to build, the Monster Fleet has already dug the trench where the wall is to be positioned, and the trench is being filled with concrete. It is predicted that filling will be complete by 8:45 PM today. By 10:00 PM, the special type of concrete being used will have completely solidified, and the threat of underground attack will cease to exist.
April 7th, 2010 8:45 PM CDT
The trench has been filled with concrete. The upper wall now stretches for 300 miles.
April 7th, 2010 10:00 PM CDT
The concrete for the lower wall has hardened fully. The upper wall now stretches for 500 miles. The Monster Fleet has now diverted the machines that were being used to build the underground wall to building the upper wall. It is estimated that the wall will be completed by April 9th. 500 more depth charges have been placed in the Araevf E bay, where it is suspected that the attack will begin. All boats have been removed from the harbor, and all easy ways to access the land from the bay have been removed. The strategic position of Araefv E bay is excellent, since when the Massive Dicephs invade the area, the have only to climb two small mountains on the sides of the bay, and then they can storm down through about 200 miles of territory before any real resistance can be offered. In order to prevent this, one high-intensity laser has been placed on each of the mountaintops. The lasers will remove most of the Massive Dicephs attempting to climb the mountains, and are supplemented by fleets of 100 bees on each mountain. The bees will take out any other Massive Dicephs attempting to climb the mountains. The mountains will also serve as excellent positions for firing on the Massive Dicephs once they come out of the bay and into the fields directly behind it. The upper wall will be at the edge of these fields. A squadron of gorrors will hide in the port and appear behind the Massive Dicephs, trapping them in the open field, where they would be taken out quite easily by sniper fire from the mountains and from the upper wall.
April 9th, 2010 9:45 AM CDT
Only 450 miles of wall are left to build. Retractable metal spikes are positioned along the top of the wall, as it is suspected that the Massive Dicephs will try to climb over the wall. A new software program has been installed to operate the laser, since it is suspected that the Massive Dicephs will try to jump over the wall. The Monster Fleet has brought in a 450-mile long section of wall by helicopter (many of them) and is now positioning it in the area where the wall has not yet been built.
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