News:Haymeen Scientists Discover Chemical Opposite of Mustard
From LlamaWiki
Oraot 65th, AOU 8633 - Alfstad - Scientists at the Alfstad Institute of Science and Technology have discovered a substance now known as dratsum, which they claim to be the exact chemical opposite of mustard.
"It is purple and it smells better than it tastes," says a Haymeen scientist who wishes to remain anonymous. "That's the exact opposite of mustard as far as I'm concerned. What more proof do you need?"
Lab studies have shown that dratsum causes hamburgers and hot dogs to taste worse when it is added, further convincing the scientists.
"There is no way that this dratsum is not the chemical opposite of mustard," says another anonymous Haymeen scientist. "I'm positively sure about this."
The word dratsum is currently being trademarked by the Haymeen Institute of Condiments, which hopes to find a less expensive way to create dratsum.
