News:HAG: Number 1 Cause of Dents is Bumping Into Stuff

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April 4th, 2010April 4th, 2010
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Arcen, a spokesman for HAG

Saktey, Oraot 29th, AOU 8633, Alfstad, Jastian - After months of painstaking research, scientists from the Haymeen Automotive Group have determined the number one cause of all dented vehicles.

"We've found that the number one cause of dented vehicles is bumping into stuff," says Arcen, a HAG spokesman. "We can use this amazing new information to prevent damage to our vehicles!"

They have developed magnet-based shielding technology that can be used in addition to the interior padding already present in all HAG vehicles. The magnets prevent the vehicle from bumping into objects such as boulders, trees, and coffee shops. HAG has already added the shielding to the Tritam on Thursday and hopes to add the same technology to Sendronds, Vanturnes, and eventually, Pilooters.

Number of Tritams with dents
Repaired Tritams are also counted
March 28th (Oraot 21st) 3,891,932
April 1st (Oraot 25th) 3,892,171
April 4th (Oraot 29th) 3,892,180

"We've had a 97% decrease in dents since we added the magnetic shields to Tritams," Arcen stated. "The 3% that still received dents can be attributed to the vehicles that bumped into stuff either while driving to one of our shops to get the upgrade or that haven't been upgraded yet."

Not only has the magnetic shielding protected Tritams from dents, it has also caused a steep decrease in building and environmental damage. The shielding is being offered as a free upgrade to anyone with a generation 3 Tritam, and HAG has a trade-in offer such that a generation 1 or 2 Tritam can be traded in for a ยง3,000 reduction on the price of a new generation 3 Tritam. Many HAG repair shops are offering discounts on dent repairs for anyone that had a magnetic shield installed.

This news story is part of a series on HAG.
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