News:Central Diceph Government Decides to Invade Co-17

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The CDG has found that all continents except Co-1 have been taken over by Massive Dicephalocerateriasises. The oceans are now impassible because of Massive Dicephalocerateriasis surveillance and strike. The CDG has therefore decided to invade Co-17, which has a huge defense system that cannot be left intact until the Massive Dicephalocerateriasises find out how to use it. Today, at 1:00 PM, 10 ICBMs were launched over the small sea between Co-1 and Co-17. A huge invasion force is being prepared which will use Monster Fleet armored vehicles (see Template:Monster_Fleet_Stats) and air cover consisting of F-121s and BF-2s. The missiles struck their targets at 1:01 PM, and another set of 10 missiles was fired at 1:02 PM. The missile bombardment will continue throughout the day. 100 new artillery have been built and securely moored to the beach closest to Co-1. A picture of one is shown below:

These artillery will fire rounds into Massive Dicephalocerateriasis defense posts. In the case that these artillery are attacked by Massive Dicephalocerateriasises, the artillery are connected by evacuation wires to Co-1. For each of the four crew, a small bullet-shaped escape vehicle is provided. The bullet-shaped escape vehicles will travel across the small sea to Co-1, where they will be retrieved by rescue crew. The wires will then be cut to prevent the Massive Dicephalocerateriasises from using them for transporting supplies. The actual invasion will start when enough ballistic missiles have been used to knock out targets that are difficult to destroy.