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Population: 4,861,000,000,000
Troops: 8,358,000
Waffles: 180,139 ~Qt pl^s-dy_n/g-cm³
Fighters: 350,000: 150,000 BF-1s, 150,000 BF-2s, 50,000 other.
Ground Vehicles: 500,000: 100,000 standard tanks, 400,000 heavy artillery.

Population: 590,720,091,837
Planet count: 1,551
Images of cute kittens on government servers: 1,112,712,976
Current date: 6:16:42 Tseo, Ocuinl 23^rd, age of understanding, year 8,633

April 17^th, 2010

The Creature of the Day algorithm has been revised, so editing creature pages or adding new ones will no longer change the current creature of the day.

April 7^th, 2010

The wiki has been upgraded to MediaWiki 1.16.0beta2 security release

Unregistered users can once again edit the wiki.

April 5^th, 2010

We are now using Semantic MediaWiki on the creature pages.

March 28^th, 2010

The wiki has been upgraded to MediaWiki 1.15.2.

September 17^th, 2009

Not counting this edit, members of this wiki have edited an average of 100 times each!

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